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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Water Found On The Moon

The presence of water has been detected all over the surface of the moon by planetary geologists. What do you think?
  • "Yes, but does the moon have peninsulas? Earth rules!!"

    Tim Venitsky Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God. I'm so thirsty from that long space ride."

    Agatha Smith Crossbar-Frame Wirer
  • "A rat done bit my sister Nell, with water on the moon. Her face and arms began to swell, and water's on the moon."

    John Elke Larry-Car Operator
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