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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Water Found On The Moon

The presence of water has been detected all over the surface of the moon by planetary geologists. What do you think?
  • "Yes, but does the moon have peninsulas? Earth rules!!"

    Tim Venitsky Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God. I'm so thirsty from that long space ride."

    Agatha Smith Crossbar-Frame Wirer
  • "A rat done bit my sister Nell, with water on the moon. Her face and arms began to swell, and water's on the moon."

    John Elke Larry-Car Operator

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