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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Web Hits 100 Million Sites

According to Internet-monitoring company Netcraft, there are now 100 million websites with unique domain names. What do you think?
  • “100 million and one. Say hello to my new online petition at theinternetistoobig.com.”

    Babette Crain Lighting Designer
  • “That's just too many darn choices. I remember back when it was only w3.org and the alt.hypertext newsgroup. Man, those were the days.”

    Evan Meyers Systems Analyst
  • “Really? Because I could have sworn I've been to at least 150 million websites.”

    Quincy Daniels Pharmacist's Assistant
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