"Now where the hell am I going to wear this stupid cardigan? I don’t even think I kept the receipt."Adric Taylor Clinical Education Consultant
"No!!! Oh, wait, never mind. It's 2009."Davros Monasterio Concessions Manager
"That guy gets upset when a girl doesn't like him. I can't imagine the shitty music he's gonna pump out of cracking three ribs."Leela Schmersal Marketing Sales
Following a bus accident in which lead singer Rivers Cuomo cracked three ribs, the band Weezer has canceled its December tour dates. What do you think?