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Weiner Can't Say Photo Isn’t Of Him

While denying he sent the image to a female follower of his Twitter account, Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) said he could not state with absolute certitude that he was not the man pictured in a photo showing an engorged penis covered by gray boxer-briefs. What do you think?

  • “With a name like that, I’m not surprised he sent out pics of his Andrew.”

    Susan Jackson Systems Analyst
  • "Of course he can't say for sure. Since the penis is covered, there's no way to tell if it has the Weiner family crest."

    Finn Langmaid Game-Farm Helper
  • "That's okay. I don't know what my dick looks like, either. I'm a pretty busy guy."

    Miguel Pentz Attorney

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