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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Weiner Can't Say Photo Isn’t Of Him

While denying he sent the image to a female follower of his Twitter account, Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) said he could not state with absolute certitude that he was not the man pictured in a photo showing an engorged penis covered by gray boxer-briefs. What do you think?

  • “With a name like that, I’m not surprised he sent out pics of his Andrew.”

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  • "Of course he can't say for sure. Since the penis is covered, there's no way to tell if it has the Weiner family crest."

    Finn Langmaid Game-Farm Helper
  • "That's okay. I don't know what my dick looks like, either. I'm a pretty busy guy."

    Miguel Pentz Attorney
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