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Weinsteins To Reach Deal With Writers

According to co-founder Harvey Weinstein, the Weinstein Company, one of the largest independent film companies in Hollywood, has struck a deal with striking writers. What do you think?
  • "Thank God. The Nanny Diaries 2 wasn't just going to write itself."

    Paul Ortiz Tailor
  • "Hooray for the Weinsteins, those selfless, trailblazing supporters of writers and all artists!"

    Reni Dauphin Systems Analyst
  • "[Written response withheld until further notice from the WGA.]"

    Jim Klaw Writer

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