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Entire Broncos Organization Announces Retirement After Super Bowl Win

‘There’s Nothing Better Than Going Out On Top,’ Says Every Denver Player, Coach, Executive, Trainer, Office Administrator, Janitor

SANTA CLARA, CA—Following the team’s 24-10 victory over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50, every single member of the Denver Broncos organization officially announced their retirement Sunday.

Family, Friends Concerned After Peyton Manning Wanders Away From Pocket

SANTA CLARA, CA—Admitting to being “worried sick” after realizing he had suddenly disappeared in the middle of a play, family and friends of Peyton Manning grew incredibly concerned Sunday after the veteran Denver Broncos quarterback wandered away from the pocket during the first quarter of Super Bowl 50, sources confirmed.
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Wendy's Surpasses Burger King

In 2011, Wendy's overtook Burger King to become the No. 2 fast food hamburger chain in the United States. What do you think?

  • "Burger King needs to up their game. Have they thought of offering French fries?"

    Jodi Meadows
    Rectification Printer
  • "Burger King should have thought twice before giving a job to that Anderson kid from up the street. Who eats at a place that would hire that moron?"

    Russell Chriest
    Systems Analyst
  • "If only Dave Thomas were alive. He loved competition almost as much as he hated circular patties."

    Greg Bell
    Harness Cleaner

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