Western Gorilla Almost Extinct

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Oct. 4, 1951

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Western Gorilla Almost Extinct

According to the Western Conservation Union, the Western Gorilla is now closer than ever to global extinction. What do you think?
  • "That's an interesting fact, but how is the Fatmucket Clam doing?"

    Chris Walther
    Systems Analyst
  • "Is there an address where we can send bananas?"

    Maria Smith
    Professional Scrapbooker
  • "Well, if Grape Ape was any indication, they weren't a very intelligent species, given their propensity riding on the roofs of cars."

    Mike McDonnagh
    Rescue Diver
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