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BATAVIA, IL—Calling it the most substantial private donation the research facility has received in years, officials at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory announced Monday that an anonymous benefactor had given them a generous particle donation.

God Excited About First Trip To Japan

THE HEAVENS—After years of talking about visiting the East Asian country, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Monday that He was excited to finally be taking His first trip to Japan.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

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‘Westworld’ And ‘Saturday Night Live’ Lead Emmy Nominations

HBO’s sci-fi drama “Westworld” and NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” will each compete for 22 awards when the Emmys air September 17th. What do you think?

  • “It’s nice to see the Academy recognizing work by historically underrepresented Nolan brothers.”

    Shawn Vinje Nail Galvanizer
  • “Once again, shows are nominated while TV manufacturers are snubbed.”

    Emily Broussard Audio Scrubber
  • “It’s an honor to have watched most of these shows.”

    Brad Diston Zoo Phlebotomist

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