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What Did Bush Know Before 9/11?

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Lone Superdelegate Voting For Martin O’Malley Feels Like Total Fucking Idiot

PHILADELPHIA—Sheepishly raising his hand to nominate the man who suspended his presidential campaign back in February, unpledged delegate Bob Shiefke told reporters Tuesday he felt like a “total fucking idiot” for being the only person at the Democratic National Convention voting for former Maryland governor Martin O’Malley.

Michelle Obama: ‘Well, There Are 8 Years Of My Life I’ll Never Get Back’

PHILADELPHIA—Her face fixed in an expression of apathetic detachment as she took the stage Monday night to raucous cheers and applause, First Lady Michelle Obama reportedly began her address to the Democratic National Convention by exhaling audibly and remarking that she would never get the past eight years of her life back.

Revelations From The DNC Email Leak

Last week, WikiLeaks posted 20,000 email exchanges among DNC officials, the content of which led to DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s resignation on the eve of the convention. Here are some of the key revelations from the leak

CNN Producer On Hunt For Saddest-Looking Fuck With Convention Button Collection

PHILADELPHIA—Weaving his way through the crowd of patriotically dressed attendees excitedly milling around on the floor of the Democratic National Convention, CNN segment producer Jeff Raskin reportedly went on the hunt Monday for the most pitiful-looking fuck willing to speak on camera about their political button collection.
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What Did Bush Know Before 9/11?

Last week, a report revealed that President Bush was briefed on the possibility of terrorist hijackings several weeks before Sept. 11. What do you think?
  • "Of course the U.S. had prior warning. Flying a plane into a building requires a permit that has to be applied for months in advance."

    Don Dawson Carpet Installer
  • "In a post-Sept. 11 world, this pre-Sept. 11 information is chilling."

    Thomas Carter Systems Analyst
  • "As a regional FBI director, I want to assure the American people that tracking down potential terrorists is really, really hard."

    Bob Gullickson FBI Agent
  • "If Bush had gotten all panicked about the warning, the terrorists would have already won."

    Melanie Parrish Psychologist
  • "I told everyone that something bad would happen to America in 2001. I even said the letter 'A' would be involved. But did they listen?"

    Jill Cromartie Caterer
  • "Whoa. Back up. Now, what happened on Sept. 11?"

    Kenneth LeFlore Electrician

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