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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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What Did Bush Know Before 9/11?

Last week, a report revealed that President Bush was briefed on the possibility of terrorist hijackings several weeks before Sept. 11. What do you think?
  • "Of course the U.S. had prior warning. Flying a plane into a building requires a permit that has to be applied for months in advance."

    Don Dawson Carpet Installer
  • "In a post-Sept. 11 world, this pre-Sept. 11 information is chilling."

    Thomas Carter Systems Analyst
  • "As a regional FBI director, I want to assure the American people that tracking down potential terrorists is really, really hard."

    Bob Gullickson FBI Agent
  • "If Bush had gotten all panicked about the warning, the terrorists would have already won."

    Melanie Parrish Psychologist
  • "I told everyone that something bad would happen to America in 2001. I even said the letter 'A' would be involved. But did they listen?"

    Jill Cromartie Caterer
  • "Whoa. Back up. Now, what happened on Sept. 11?"

    Kenneth LeFlore Electrician

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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