"Man, if something happens to him, do you realize Bush becomes the vice-president?"Dom Delavan
"He's probably been hiding out in a Nebraska bunker roughly 43 miles northeast of Hastings, allowing him fast access to any location in the U.S. Of course, that's just an uneducated guess."Frank Castina
"You know, Cheney reminds me a lot of my dad. Angry, humorless, dying of heart disease..."Iris Nelson
"The idea of a vice-president maintaining a low profile—it's just too disturbing to process."Carla Brodson
"Like any U.S. leader, he's where you'd expect him to be: hundreds of miles below the Earth's surface in an impregnable star chamber with top Illuminati officials, charting our fates."Todd McKechnie
"I strongly suspect the government is pulling a Weekend At Bernie's on us."Carl Vinson
Vice-President Cheney has spent much of the past several weeks hidden from public view in a secret location, prompting rumors about his status. What do you think?