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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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White House Ethics Class

In order to restore integrity to the image-damaged White House, President Bush is ordering his staff to take an ethics refresher course. What do you think?
  • "Cool. I hear Rove only needs one more humanities credit to get his degree anyway."

    Rebecca Nilsen Marketer
  • "I think that Bush should have stayed the course and not let outside influences force his team to become ethical at this point in the game."

    Otis Reilly Systems Analyst
  • "Hold on... Are they taking ethics classes? Or sending them to ethics fantasy camp?"

    Jason Said Dietician

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