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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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White House, NRA Meet To Discuss Guns

A White House task force headed by Vice President Joe Biden is meeting today with a top representative of the National Rifle Association to discuss policies aimed at reducing gun violence. What do you think?

  • “I’m glad to hear the NRA is finally getting the opportunity to present its ideas to the government.”

    Albert Gianette Roads Supervisor
  • “Why are they discussing gun control when even the bumper-sticker industry has concluded that guns don’t kill people?”

    Malcolm Anaya Travel Agent
  • “I hope they seriously consider either mental-health checks or not doing anything.”

    Jan Rosenthal Voltage Tester

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