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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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White House On Offensive

In response to mounting criticism toward the handling of the war, as well as the accusations of pre-war intelligence manipulation, the White House has come out swinging at the Democrats. What do you think?
  • "I'm glad to see that this administration is finally starting to stand up for itself."

    Adam Nelson Radiologist
  • "I don't know, but it sure shut everyone in the press room up when McClellan shot that guy from the Times."

    Elizabeth McNamara Dairy Farmer
  • "Being a terrible president is hard work."

    Frank Whitley Police Detective
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