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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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White House On Offensive

In response to mounting criticism toward the handling of the war, as well as the accusations of pre-war intelligence manipulation, the White House has come out swinging at the Democrats. What do you think?
  • "I'm glad to see that this administration is finally starting to stand up for itself."

    Adam Nelson Radiologist
  • "I don't know, but it sure shut everyone in the press room up when McClellan shot that guy from the Times."

    Elizabeth McNamara Dairy Farmer
  • "Being a terrible president is hard work."

    Frank Whitley Police Detective
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