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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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White House On Offensive

In response to mounting criticism toward the handling of the war, as well as the accusations of pre-war intelligence manipulation, the White House has come out swinging at the Democrats. What do you think?
  • "I'm glad to see that this administration is finally starting to stand up for itself."

    Adam Nelson Radiologist
  • "I don't know, but it sure shut everyone in the press room up when McClellan shot that guy from the Times."

    Elizabeth McNamara Dairy Farmer
  • "Being a terrible president is hard work."

    Frank Whitley Police Detective

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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.

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