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Man Born With Face You Just Want To Punch

In case you missed last night's premiere of the second season of "Onion News Network", watch Jean Anne Whorton's touching portrait of a man who was born with a god-awful, hateful face.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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White House Seeks Massive Military Cuts

The Pentagon has been ordered to slow its growth and ultimately reduce Army and Marine forces by nearly 6 percent. What do you think?

  • "Good on the military for saving money. Do you know how many envelopes the average Navy SEAL goes through every week?"

    Bob Nanini Systems Analyst
  • "Then why did we leave Iraq? That place was doing wonders for the reduction of troop levels."

    Amy Gray Roller-Bearing Inspector
  • "The government is reducing military spending but cutting millionaires' taxes? Ronald Reagan must be starting to roll over in his grave, hearing about the tax cuts for the rich, and then stopping."

    Sean Ridgeway Gill-Box Tender
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