White House Seeks Massive Military Cuts

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White House Seeks Massive Military Cuts

The Pentagon has been ordered to slow its growth and ultimately reduce Army and Marine forces by nearly 6 percent. What do you think?

  • "Good on the military for saving money. Do you know how many envelopes the average Navy SEAL goes through every week?"

    Bob Nanini
    Systems Analyst
  • "Then why did we leave Iraq? That place was doing wonders for the reduction of troop levels."

    Amy Gray
    Roller-Bearing Inspector
  • "The government is reducing military spending but cutting millionaires' taxes? Ronald Reagan must be starting to roll over in his grave, hearing about the tax cuts for the rich, and then stopping."

    Sean Ridgeway
    Gill-Box Tender
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