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Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now

NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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White House Seeks Massive Military Cuts

The Pentagon has been ordered to slow its growth and ultimately reduce Army and Marine forces by nearly 6 percent. What do you think?

  • "Good on the military for saving money. Do you know how many envelopes the average Navy SEAL goes through every week?"

    Bob Nanini Systems Analyst
  • "Then why did we leave Iraq? That place was doing wonders for the reduction of troop levels."

    Amy Gray Roller-Bearing Inspector
  • "The government is reducing military spending but cutting millionaires' taxes? Ronald Reagan must be starting to roll over in his grave, hearing about the tax cuts for the rich, and then stopping."

    Sean Ridgeway Gill-Box Tender

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