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Bo Obama Addresses Graduates Of Dayton Obedience School

DAYTON, OH—Calling on the 2017 class of canines to make the most of their training as they head out into the world, former first dog Bo Obama delivered a stirring commencement speech Friday to graduates of the Dayton Obedience School.

Rural Working-Class Archbishops Come Out In Droves To Welcome Trump To Vatican

VATICAN CITY—Arriving in their dusty pickup trucks from as far away as the dioceses of Oria and Locri-Gerace to express their support for a leader who they say embodies their interests and defends their way of life, droves of rural working-class archbishops reportedly poured into St. Peter’s Square today to greet U.S. president Donald Trump during his visit to the Vatican.

Trump: ‘I Am A Very Stupid Human Being’

WASHINGTON—Responding to a damning ‘Washington Post’ report alleging he had shared highly classified information with Russian officials, President Donald Trump addressed the concerns of the press, his fellow government officials, and the public at large Tuesday by announcing that he was an incredibly stupid human being.

Escalating Tensions Lead Trump To Shake Up Inner Circle Of TV Programs

WASHINGTON—Saying the decision arose out of the necessity to weed out certain key members whose values no longer aligned with the president’s, White House spokesman Sean Spicer told reporters Thursday that escalating tensions have led President Trump to shake up his inner circle of television programs.
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White House Seeks Massive Military Cuts

The Pentagon has been ordered to slow its growth and ultimately reduce Army and Marine forces by nearly 6 percent. What do you think?

  • "Good on the military for saving money. Do you know how many envelopes the average Navy SEAL goes through every week?"

    Bob Nanini Systems Analyst
  • "Then why did we leave Iraq? That place was doing wonders for the reduction of troop levels."

    Amy Gray Roller-Bearing Inspector
  • "The government is reducing military spending but cutting millionaires' taxes? Ronald Reagan must be starting to roll over in his grave, hearing about the tax cuts for the rich, and then stopping."

    Sean Ridgeway Gill-Box Tender

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