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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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White House Seeks Massive Military Cuts

The Pentagon has been ordered to slow its growth and ultimately reduce Army and Marine forces by nearly 6 percent. What do you think?

  • "Good on the military for saving money. Do you know how many envelopes the average Navy SEAL goes through every week?"

    Bob Nanini Systems Analyst
  • "Then why did we leave Iraq? That place was doing wonders for the reduction of troop levels."

    Amy Gray Roller-Bearing Inspector
  • "The government is reducing military spending but cutting millionaires' taxes? Ronald Reagan must be starting to roll over in his grave, hearing about the tax cuts for the rich, and then stopping."

    Sean Ridgeway Gill-Box Tender

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