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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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White House Swaps With Taliban To Free U.S. Soldier

The Obama administration has reached a deal with Taliban leaders to release Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, the last American prisoner of war in Afghanistan, in exchange for five Guantanamo Bay detainees, a decision that has been criticized by GOP leaders who argue that it violates the nation’s policy of not negotiating with terrorists. What do you think?

  • “Wow, the GOP must really be upset to just openly criticize Obama like that.”

    Ted Corsick Construction Estimator
  • “It’s unconscionable that we’re releasing these Gitmo detainees now for a prisoner swap when legally they should have been released years ago for nothing.”

    Stan McGinty Systems Analyst
  • “I bet beneath those five black hoods are five great big smiles.”

    Katie Hoyt Watercolor Artist

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