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Area Man Unsure If He’s Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied

Perplexed local man Russell Chambliss has no idea if the coworkers seated with him at Malone’s Irish Tavern are attempting to forge a male bond with him or cruelly harassing him, the 26-year-old shipping clerk told reporters Wednesday evening.

Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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White House Used Third Party Email

According to a report by the oversight committee, at least 88 White House staffers used outside e-mail accounts for official business, thus circumvent archival requirements. What do you think?
  • "Are you telling me we don't have Andrew Card's hilarious forwards on record? That's a shame. That guy sent the best forwards."

    Opal Schranck Radon Remediation Specialist
  • "Don't you worry, Bush Administration, we'll get that secret cornbread recipe yet."

    Joseph Fromme Systems Analyst
  • "Wait, I'm confused. What exactly is the difference between circumnavigating federal law and shitting all over it?"

    Tom Zangara Delivery Driver

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