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Study: Anxiety Resolved By Thinking About It Real Hard

Potentially offering hope to millions of Americans struggling with psychological and emotional problems, a study published this week in The New England Journal Of Medicine found that test subjects were capable of fully resolving their anxiety by thinking ...

Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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White House Used Third Party Email

According to a report by the oversight committee, at least 88 White House staffers used outside e-mail accounts for official business, thus circumvent archival requirements. What do you think?
  • "Are you telling me we don't have Andrew Card's hilarious forwards on record? That's a shame. That guy sent the best forwards."

    Opal Schranck Radon Remediation Specialist
  • "Don't you worry, Bush Administration, we'll get that secret cornbread recipe yet."

    Joseph Fromme Systems Analyst
  • "Wait, I'm confused. What exactly is the difference between circumnavigating federal law and shitting all over it?"

    Tom Zangara Delivery Driver

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