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Vol 46 Issue 44

NBA Announces Plans To Play Game In London In Swimming Pool

NEW YORK—As part of a continuing effort to expand the NBA into international markets, Commissioner David Stern announced Wednesday that the New Jersey Nets and Toronto Raptors would play the league’s first regular season game in London in a sw...
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White iPhone Delayed

Citing manufacturing difficulties, Apple announced that its long-awaited all-white iPhone would not be available until the spring. What do you think?

  • "Apple's probably just making some last-minute tweaks to make sure the phone's hue is superior to the competition's."


  • "So there's going to be an all-white iPhone network and one for black people? Post-racial America my ass."

    Justin Darnielle
    Construction Worker
  • "Maybe I don't understand the problem here, but why don't they just make iPhones that are white?”

    Calvin Merritt
    Receptionist
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