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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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White iPhone Delayed

Citing manufacturing difficulties, Apple announced that its long-awaited all-white iPhone would not be available until the spring. What do you think?

  • "Apple's probably just making some last-minute tweaks to make sure the phone's hue is superior to the competition's."

  • "So there's going to be an all-white iPhone network and one for black people? Post-racial America my ass."

    Justin Darnielle Construction Worker
  • "Maybe I don't understand the problem here, but why don't they just make iPhones that are white?”

    Calvin Merritt Receptionist
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