adBlockCheck

Entertainment

How Movies Receive Their Ratings

Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:
End Of Section
  • More News

White Stripes Break Up

According to an announcement on their website, the White Stripes have broken up "to preserve what is beautiful and special about the band." What do you think?

  • "Meg just needs to audition a new guitarist/songwriter/ex-husband/creative genius and get the show back on the road."

    Fred Munson Systems Analyst
  • "Stop freaking me out like that! For a second there I thought you were saying Crest Whitestrips had been discontinued."

    Melanie Speckman Teacher
  • "I'd like to go on record as predicting the dates they'll reunite. I'm saying Mar. 22, 2015 for a one-off show and Oct. 5, 2017 for a full-blown tour."

    Joe Mears Steward

WATCH VIDEO FROM THE ONION

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

X Close