White Stripes Break Up

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Tom Becker's Testimony

The Supreme Court recently ruled that the First Amendment no longer applied to idiotic blowhard, Tom Becker.
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White Stripes Break Up

According to an announcement on their website, the White Stripes have broken up "to preserve what is beautiful and special about the band." What do you think?

  • "Meg just needs to audition a new guitarist/songwriter/ex-husband/creative genius and get the show back on the road."

    Fred Munson
    Systems Analyst
  • "Stop freaking me out like that! For a second there I thought you were saying Crest Whitestrips had been discontinued."

    Melanie Speckman
    Teacher
  • "I'd like to go on record as predicting the dates they'll reunite. I'm saying Mar. 22, 2015 for a one-off show and Oct. 5, 2017 for a full-blown tour."

    Joe Mears
    Steward
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