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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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'Whitney Houston' Top Google Search Of 2012

According to Google, the world’s top trending search topic of 2012 was “Whitney Houston,” the famed American vocalist who died in February. What do you think?

  • “Wasn’t me. I already know all there is to know about Whitney Houston.”

    Marty Gibbs Toggle Press Operator
  • “Happen to know offhand how ‘lawn mower repair Muncie Indiana’ ranked? Or ‘Q-tip eardrum damage’?”

    Renee Snopel Gas Delivery Driver
  • “I’m sure Whitney is somewhere up above tracking the top trending Google search results and smiling.”

    Tim DeWolf Crushed Stone Grader
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