Whole Foods CEO Under Inquiry

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Whole Foods CEO Under Inquiry

John Mackey, CEO of Whole Foods, is currently being investigated for anonymously posting to Yahoo investment groups about Wild Oats, which his company was at the time attempting to buy. What do you think?
  • "Gee, from now on I'm going to think twice about taking online financial advice from complete strangers."

    Theresa Gallagher
    Systems Analyst
  • "I can't believe I almost let my child eat a carrot from that lying son of a bitch."

    Bart Getrust
    Legal Advisor
  • "I'm just going to ask the question we are all asking ourselves: Why are there never enough registers open at Whole Foods?"

    Eric Lahey
    Asbestos Abatement Specialist
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