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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Wife Throws Raw Meat At Casey Kasem’s Daughter

The feud between family members of radio personality Casey Kasem escalated after his wife, who was earlier accused of kidnapping the sickly 82-year-old from his L.A. home, allegedly hurled a pound of raw meat at stepdaughter Kerri Kasem and told reporters that she was inspired to do so by a verse from the King James Bible. What do you think?

  • “I’m just glad Casey Kasem isn’t alive enough to see this.”

    Mitchell Gold Unemployed
  • “The Bible’s meat-throwing passages were never meant to be taken literally.”

    Candace Gregory Wholesale Retailer
  • “This completely uninteresting story just keeps getting weirder!”

    Michael Huffman Luxury Goods Pricer

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