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Vol 43 Issue 03

Cisco Sues Over iPhone

Cisco Systems is suing Apple over the name "iPhone," claiming they own rights to it. What do you think?
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Wii, Water, Death

A California woman died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii during a radio station's water-drinking contest. What do you think?
  • "I wish I believed in something enough to accidentally give my life for it."

    Tabbitha Martin
    Fire Marshall
  • "Get ready for the most ridiculous series of PSAs in history."

    Chris Friedman
    Systems Analyst
  • "They should maybe donate that Wii to someone who really deserves it. Someone who wouldn't drink seven quarts of water for a video-game box."

    Robert Lowe
    Dairy Farmer
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