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Wikipedia Contributors Mostly Male

A new study of Wikipedia showed that 87 percent of the site's editors were male. What do you think?
  • "This just proves how much manpower it takes to keep the Dr. Who page current."

    Dale North Armored Car Driver
  • "As it should be. A lady knows better than to correct someone in public."

    Jennifer Bergen Systems Analyst
  • "I'm a second-wave feminist and have been fighting for equality for decades now, but I think this is where I quit."

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