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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Will.i.am Named Creative Director Of Intel

Computer-chip manufacturer Intel named Black Eyed Peas bandleader Will.i.am its director of creative innovation, signing him to a multiyear contract. What do you think?

  • "He's out of his depth. When you think 'microprocessor design,' you think 'Fergie.'"

    Alex Watts-Russell Unemployed
  • "I'm not sure how much of a challenge this presents to China's supercomputing dominance."

    Beth Fryer Surveyor
  • "If Will.i.am truly had any business acumen, he would become creative director of Birds Eye frozen foods instead. This would make more sense because people already associate him with peas. That’s just good branding. Understand?"

    Tyler Sharp Marketing Consultant

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