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Will.i.am To Debut New Song On Mars

With the help of NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab, Black Eyed Peas star will.i.am is set to debut his newest single, “Reach For The Stars,” on the Martian surface today at 4 p.m. EDT, playing the song through speakers on the Mars rover Curiosity. What do you think?

  • “If anyone’s going to love will.i.am’s new song, it’s rocks.”

    John Amirante
    Expeller Operator
  • “Call me cynical, but this reeks of a publicity stunt.”

    Michael Brutsche
  • “It was nice of them to wait for Neil Armstrong to die before doing this.”

    Doris Chostner
    Wet Suit Gluer