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Willie Nelson Busted For Pot

Willie Nelson was issued a citation Monday for possession of marijuana and psychedelic mushrooms. What do you think?
  • "He got caught? Crap. All right, I guess I got to call my other guy."

    Doug Addams
    Button Maker
  • "You can't arrest Willie Nelson for doing drugs. That's like arresting Aretha Franklin for being fat, or James Brown for any of the various crimes he's committed."

    Terry North
    Osteopath
  • "That's the difference between marijuana and alcohol: When Willie Nelson was pulled over, he had only nice things to say about Jews."

    Janet Gansburg
    Bond Insurer
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