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Winehouse, Husband Divorcing

Blake Fielder-Civil has filed for divorce, claiming wife Amy Winehouse has been unfaithful. What do you think?
  • "First there's a terrorist hit out on her, and now she's getting divorced? For anyone other than Amy Winehouse, this week would be a personal low."

    Li Huang Systems Analyst
  • "I can see why she might want to stray. Her home life seemed so dull. She must have felt trapped, and bored."

    Steven Schramm Window Washer
  • "Infidelity? That seems like a rather pedestrian reason to divorce Amy Winehouse."

    Alexander O'Sullivan Train Inspector

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