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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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‘Wizard Of Oz’ Rereleased In IMAX 3D

A digitally restored IMAX 3D version of the The Wizard Of Oz begins a weeklong run in theaters today as part of Warner Bros. effort to celebrate the film’s 75th anniversary and promote their new Collector’s Edition Blu-ray and DVD, which will go on sale Oct. 1 for $105. What do you think?

  • “It’s about time they fixed that piece of crap.”

    Angelo Guzman Salvage Diver
  • “Shoot! I’m already 200 bucks over my Oz budget as it is.”

    Red McEldowney Priest
  • “Just the way Bert Lahr was meant to be seen.”

    Peg Villarino Medical Illustrator

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