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‘Wizard Of Oz’ Rereleased In IMAX 3D

A digitally restored IMAX 3D version of the The Wizard Of Oz begins a weeklong run in theaters today as part of Warner Bros. effort to celebrate the film’s 75th anniversary and promote their new Collector’s Edition Blu-ray and DVD, which will go on sale Oct. 1 for $105. What do you think?

  • “It’s about time they fixed that piece of crap.”

    Angelo Guzman Salvage Diver
  • “Shoot! I’m already 200 bucks over my Oz budget as it is.”

    Red McEldowney Priest
  • “Just the way Bert Lahr was meant to be seen.”

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