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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Woman Convicted For Urging Boyfriend’s Suicide

A Massachusetts woman who urged her boyfriend to kill himself was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in connection with his suicide. What do you think?

  • “How could she have known he was going to do what she repeatedly and explicitly encouraged him to do?”

    Anthony Gladstone Fork Shaper
  • “This is why when someone close to me is going through a crisis I don’t say anything at all.”

    Jake Hamlett Junkyard Attendant
  • “Relationships aren’t always easy, or even remotely humane.”

    Olivia Clark Tugboat Captain

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