Woman Placed Poisoned Orange Juice In Starbucks

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Woman Placed Poisoned Orange Juice In Starbucks

A California woman has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly placing two bottles of orange juice containing lethal amounts of rubbing alcohol into a refrigerated case at a Starbucks in San Jose. What do you think?

  • “I like a little rubbing alcohol in my O.J., but not that much.”

    Jeb Levin
    Mannequin Decorator
  • “If you look at it from her perspective, though, that’s still really fucked up.”

    Gayle Noble
    Cabin Outfitter
  • “That’s nothing. Yesterday, this guy in line at Starbucks was screaming into his phone the whole time, and then when it came time to pay, he said he left his wallet in his car. Unbelievable.”

    Shawn Yoon
    Paint Stripper