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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Woman Stopped By TSA For Gun-Shaped Jewelry

A woman at a Maryland airport was ordered to turn over bullet-lined bracelets and platform shoes with stiletto heels shaped like guns due to a TSA rule banning replica guns or ammunition. What do you think?

  • “This is exactly why I don’t travel.”

    Angelo Mildrin Unemployed
  • “As National Director of the NGSJA, I pledge to fight this with everything we’ve got.”

    Rick Tobin Chakra Aligner
  • “Owners of bullet bracelets and gun heels need to be more responsible and store these items safely in a locked closet.”

    Tori Dahl Pet Manicurist

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