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Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Woman Stopped By TSA For Gun-Shaped Jewelry

A woman at a Maryland airport was ordered to turn over bullet-lined bracelets and platform shoes with stiletto heels shaped like guns due to a TSA rule banning replica guns or ammunition. What do you think?

  • “This is exactly why I don’t travel.”

    Angelo Mildrin Unemployed
  • “As National Director of the NGSJA, I pledge to fight this with everything we’ve got.”

    Rick Tobin Chakra Aligner
  • “Owners of bullet bracelets and gun heels need to be more responsible and store these items safely in a locked closet.”

    Tori Dahl Pet Manicurist
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