Women To Be 20 Percent Of Senate

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Women To Be 20 Percent Of Senate

Women will occupy a record 20 of the U.S. Senate’s 100 seats when the 113th Congress opens in January, the result of numerous high-profile election victories, including Elizabeth Warren’s in Massachusetts and Tammy Baldwin’s in Wisconsin. What do you think?

  • “That’s a great first step, but they won’t be truly equal until there are 25, or maybe 30, women in the Senate.”

    Troy Quiacos
    Tourist Information Assistant
  • “Women can get nothing done just as well as men can, and it’s a disgrace that percentage isn’t higher.”

    Lena Cacioppo
    Wallpaper Printer
  • “At least their salaries will save the government some dough.”

    Ron Nowland
    Sanding Machine Operator