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World Cluster Bomb Ban Excludes U.S.

The United States has opted out of a worldwide treaty that would ban cluster bombs. What do you think?
  • "America is merely carrying on its rich heritage of hunting with cluster bombs."

    Priyank Mehta Knife Sharpener
  • "Haven't they learned that if they want the U.S. to sign something they can't go calling it a 'worldwide treaty'? They should have called it 'Resolution In Favor Of Ice Cream' or something."

    Eddie Stone Flooring Installer
  • "I can see both sides here, but that's because my mind has been opened by Buddhism."

    Natalya Romanov Fruit Seller

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