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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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World Cluster Bomb Ban Excludes U.S.

The United States has opted out of a worldwide treaty that would ban cluster bombs. What do you think?
  • "America is merely carrying on its rich heritage of hunting with cluster bombs."

    Priyank Mehta Knife Sharpener
  • "Haven't they learned that if they want the U.S. to sign something they can't go calling it a 'worldwide treaty'? They should have called it 'Resolution In Favor Of Ice Cream' or something."

    Eddie Stone Flooring Installer
  • "I can see both sides here, but that's because my mind has been opened by Buddhism."

    Natalya Romanov Fruit Seller

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