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World Leaders Attend Mandela Funeral

President Barack Obama and all other living U.S. presidents as well as scores of heads of state from around the world gathered at FNB Stadium in South Africa today to pay their respects to anti-apartheid icon Nelson Mandela. What do you think?

  • “If anyone deserves a funeral, it’s Nelson Mandela.”

    Jay Osbourne
    Falconer
  • “Talk about star-studded! Italian Minister of Economy and Finance Fabrizio Saccomanni was there. Wow!”

    Mark Samuelson
    Cat Breeder
  • “I hope they all held hands. That would have been pretty cool, considering how famous everyone is.”

    Lydia O’Malley
    Livery Driver

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