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DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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World Snake Population Drops

A study of 17 snake populations worldwide showed that the number of snakes had fallen dramatically in 11 of those populations since the late 1990s. What do you think?

  • "But what's going to bite me when I go camping?"

    Sarah Kane Pneumatic Tool Operator
  • "Maybe we needed a tragedy like this to wake us to man's wanton, unrelenting destruction of snakes' things-to-hide-under habitats."

    Robert Brett Systems Analyst
  • "Fortunately not in my pants! Where the viper eggs are hatching nicely."

    Jason Ash Nub-Card Tender
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