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World’s Largest Known Prime Number Found

A global initiative to discover previously unknown large prime numbers has deduced the largest one ever discovered, a 22-million-digit figure known as 2^74,207,281-1 that was found at the University of Central Missouri. What do you think?

  • “Time to throw another party!”

    Wanda Koenig Gel Stirrer
  • “Congratulations, 2^74,207,281-1. You’re now in the big leagues with legends like 3 and 7.”

    Bert Normand Napkin Designer
  • “The only indivisible thing I care about is the United States of America.”

    Garrett Sanderson Refuse Disseminator

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