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Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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World’s Most Wanted Drug Kingpin Captured

Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, head of the powerful Sinaloa cartel, was captured this weekend by a coalition of Mexican and American police forces following a 13-year manhunt. What do you think?

  • “That’s okay; my buddy Steve’s got plenty of shit if you need anything.”

    Matthew Phillips Shipment Unloader
  • “‘El Chapo’ sounds so over the top. Why can’t he just go by ‘Chapo’?”

    Carrie-Anne Reisman Art Collector
  • “When it comes to international criminals, America always gets its man after a decade or so.”

    Barry Merkert Systems Analyst

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