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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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W's First Hundred Days

On Monday, George W. Bush reached the 100-day mark of his presidency. What do you think of the job he's done so far?
  • "So much has happened these past 100 days. Let's see, there was the Clinton-pardon thing, the Clinton-furniture thing, the Clinton-in-Harlem thing..."

    Alan Choudhury Electrician
  • "Has it been 100 days already? Wow, it seems like only yesterday that Bush cut off funding for overseas abortion providers."

    Danielle Ormond Art Dealer
  • "Oh, Christ. I'm supposed to have an opinion on Bush's first 100 days? Geez, I dunno, what all did he do?"

    Pete Terrell Cab Driver
  • "Since Gore really won the election, I've only been following what he's been doing these past 100 days. It hasn't been much."

    Rodger LaPierre Systems Analyst
  • "Well, he did lower drinking-water standards, revive hostilities with China, and endanger the budget surplus, so I guess that's all good."

    Mary Ellen Bolz Guidance Counselor
  • "Sixty-three percent of the American people approve of the job Bush is doing. Then again, 98 percent of the American people are fucking morons."

    Rick Dandridge Chemical Engineer
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