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WTC Freedom Center Canceled

New York Governor George Pataki has canceled plans for the Freedom Center museum at ground zero, saying it was the cause of too much controversy. What do you think?
  • "It's nice to know that Americans can once again unite behind not doing something after 9/11."

    Lynn Ronaldt Flight Attendant
  • "If people listened to my idea for the Freedom Center design, we'd already have this thing built and balanced on the Statue of Liberty's torch with the hot tub all warmed up."

    Hoke Redfield Systems Analyst
  • "You've got to admit, this proposed center's focus on 'freedom' does sound pretty controversial."

    Paul Grangeford Fluid Dynamics Technician

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