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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.

Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position

WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the United States and first lady, executives at Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck announced Monday that once the current administration steps down later this week, the departing Bo Obama will officially join their high-powered K Street lobbying firm.
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WWE Accused Of Paying Female Wrestlers Less

Inspired by Patricia Arquette’s speech at the Oscars about wage inequality, three-time WWE Divas champion A.J. Lee accused the league of paying female wrestlers less than their male counterparts. What do you think?

  • “The time has come for our society to chokeslam the wage gap.”

    Patricia Cody Nurse Practitioner
  • “I have to say, this makes professional wrestling look embarrassingly outdated.”

    Brian Chowdhury Bag Recycler
  • “You know the WWE is going to draw out this wage discrimination storyline at least until SummerSlam.”

    Larry Medina District Attorney

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