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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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WWE Accused Of Paying Female Wrestlers Less

Inspired by Patricia Arquette’s speech at the Oscars about wage inequality, three-time WWE Divas champion A.J. Lee accused the league of paying female wrestlers less than their male counterparts. What do you think?

  • “The time has come for our society to chokeslam the wage gap.”

    Patricia Cody Nurse Practitioner
  • “I have to say, this makes professional wrestling look embarrassingly outdated.”

    Brian Chowdhury Bag Recycler
  • “You know the WWE is going to draw out this wage discrimination storyline at least until SummerSlam.”

    Larry Medina District Attorney
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