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‘Rugrats’ Turns 25

This August marks the 25th anniversary of the premiere of Rugrats, the beloved Nickelodeon cartoon about intrepid baby Tommy Pickles and his group of toddler friends. Here are some milestones from the show’s nine-season run

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 9, 2016

ARIES: Your life’s story will soon play out in front of movie theater audiences across the country, though it’ll only last about 30 seconds and advertise free soft drink refills in the main lobby.

Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.
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Xbox 360 Least Reliable

A study of repair records showed that the Xbox 360 was substantially less reliable than its competitors. What do you think?
  • "I just thought that Guitar Hero II always crashed because I was rocking so hard."

    Stanley Morganstern Unemployed
  • "Sure, but only if you use the same Xbox 360 every day. You should really be cycling through four or five of them."

    Cynthia Abernathy Thinner Sprayer
  • "Ha! I knew it! I've been telling people for years, and now everyone's going to have to listen to me and respect me."

    Joseph Cummings Vacuum Cleaner Repairman

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