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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Xbox 360 Least Reliable

A study of repair records showed that the Xbox 360 was substantially less reliable than its competitors. What do you think?
  • "I just thought that Guitar Hero II always crashed because I was rocking so hard."

    Stanley Morganstern Unemployed
  • "Sure, but only if you use the same Xbox 360 every day. You should really be cycling through four or five of them."

    Cynthia Abernathy Thinner Sprayer
  • "Ha! I knew it! I've been telling people for years, and now everyone's going to have to listen to me and respect me."

    Joseph Cummings Vacuum Cleaner Repairman

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