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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Xbox 360 Least Reliable

A study of repair records showed that the Xbox 360 was substantially less reliable than its competitors. What do you think?
  • "I just thought that Guitar Hero II always crashed because I was rocking so hard."

    Stanley Morganstern Unemployed
  • "Sure, but only if you use the same Xbox 360 every day. You should really be cycling through four or five of them."

    Cynthia Abernathy Thinner Sprayer
  • "Ha! I knew it! I've been telling people for years, and now everyone's going to have to listen to me and respect me."

    Joseph Cummings Vacuum Cleaner Repairman

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