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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Xbox 360 Least Reliable

A study of repair records showed that the Xbox 360 was substantially less reliable than its competitors. What do you think?
  • "I just thought that Guitar Hero II always crashed because I was rocking so hard."

    Stanley Morganstern Unemployed
  • "Sure, but only if you use the same Xbox 360 every day. You should really be cycling through four or five of them."

    Cynthia Abernathy Thinner Sprayer
  • "Ha! I knew it! I've been telling people for years, and now everyone's going to have to listen to me and respect me."

    Joseph Cummings Vacuum Cleaner Repairman

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