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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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.xxx Rejected

ICANN, the U.S.-based corporation that assigns Internet domain names, rejected the designation ".xxx" earlier this month under pressure from conservative American lawmakers. What do you think?
  • "I'm glad they rejected it. It's not specific enough. What we need are designations like .asian or .shaved so we can really get what we're after."

    Frank Schwarz Eye Surgeon
  • "This will only hinder the online advertising for my cartoon jugs of hillbilly moonshine."

    Jerry Henderson Policeman
  • "If you can tell me a three-letter combination out there that isn't sexually suggestive, I'd love to hear it."

    Heather Donnely Shoemaker's Assistant

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