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New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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.xxx Rejected

ICANN, the U.S.-based corporation that assigns Internet domain names, rejected the designation ".xxx" earlier this month under pressure from conservative American lawmakers. What do you think?
  • "I'm glad they rejected it. It's not specific enough. What we need are designations like .asian or .shaved so we can really get what we're after."

    Frank Schwarz Eye Surgeon
  • "This will only hinder the online advertising for my cartoon jugs of hillbilly moonshine."

    Jerry Henderson Policeman
  • "If you can tell me a three-letter combination out there that isn't sexually suggestive, I'd love to hear it."

    Heather Donnely Shoemaker's Assistant

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