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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Yahoo Buying Tumblr For $1.1 Billion

As part of CEO Marissa Mayer’s strategy to expand the company’s social and mobile presence and attract younger users, Yahoo will purchase the popular blogging service Tumblr for $1.1 billion in cash. What do you think?

  • “I think they could have gotten it for $900 million.”

    Robert Hogan Beautician
  • “Shit. I hope Marissa Mayer still lets us blog from home.”

    Henry Kozlowski Envelope Folder
  • “Ooh, I hope they like my Tumblr about dolphins!”

    Peggy Meillon Systems Analyst
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