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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

Yahoo! Cutting Jobs

Yahoo!, the popular internet portal site, plans to trim its workforce by 10 to 20 percent at the end of the month. What do you think?
  • "The exclamation point they insist on putting at the end of the company name seems so hollow and disingenuous now."

    Marcia Wolstencroft
    Systems Analyst
  • "With my luck, they'll probably get rid of the guy who could tell me how to get rid of that goddamn toolbar from my browser."

    Simon Bush
    Cabinet Installer
  • "Oh no! Does this mean that dot-com bubble of the '90s is about to burst?"

    Dave Schofield
    Wardrobe Consultant
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