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Vol 45 Issue 17

Three Fingered On Class Trip To Washington, D.C.

WASHINGTON—The second fingering reportedly took place Thursday night at the hotel after chaperones failed to notice that Nick Stern had been hiding in Jamie Cavanaugh's bathroom during a 10 p.m. room check.
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Yahoo! Shutting Down GeoCities

After acquiring it for $4.6 billion in 1999, Yahoo! is pulling the plug on free website host GeoCities. What do you think?
  • "And to think, it seems like only yesterday that everyone stopped using GeoCities."

    Dave Fowlks
    Systems Analyst
  • “Can they give us a few more months? ’Cause my web page hit counter is tantalizingly close to reaching triple digits.”

    Melissa Brandon
    Unemployed
  • "At least we still have Angelfire. Flame on, you wingèd messenger of God."

    Matt Burtz
    Mechanic
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