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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Yahoo! Shutting Down GeoCities

After acquiring it for $4.6 billion in 1999, Yahoo! is pulling the plug on free website host GeoCities. What do you think?
  • "And to think, it seems like only yesterday that everyone stopped using GeoCities."

    Dave Fowlks Systems Analyst
  • “Can they give us a few more months? ’Cause my web page hit counter is tantalizingly close to reaching triple digits.”

    Melissa Brandon Unemployed
  • "At least we still have Angelfire. Flame on, you wingèd messenger of God."

    Matt Burtz Mechanic

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