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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Young Americans Fueling Nation’s Yogurt Craze

While overall dairy consumption has remained consistent, yogurt sales in the United States have more than doubled since 2001, a nationwide craze that has been driven largely by those aged 18 to 34. What do you think?

  • “Tell me about it. Everything out of their mouths these days is ‘Twitter this’ and ‘yogurt that.’”

    Randy Grinaldi Head Irrigator
  • “Kids today! You just never know what kind of bacteria they’re going to start shoveling into their mouths next.”

    Pam Braggs Blanket Cutter
  • “This sounds like a backlash against older folks jumping on that oral sex trend the young people had a few years back.”

    Carlos Martinez Inventory Transcriber
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