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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Youth Sports, Adult Violence

The past year has seen a surge in adult violence at youth sporting events, including the beating death of a hockey coach by a player's father. What do you think?
  • "Why are these grown men hitting each other? They should be hitting the kid who blew the game."

    Marty Behr Systems Analyst
  • "This parental aggression is spreading into other youth activities, as well. I took a knee to the kidney when my daughter forgot her Christmas-pageant lines."

    Joan Weitz Homemaker
  • "Hey, if you'd seen that ref's call, we'd have been fighting over the shotgun."

    Damian Thomas Forklift Operator
  • "Ask me that question again. Go ahead. I fuckin' dare you, you fucking piece of shit."

    Bob Bryson Sales Coordinator
  • "I blame the cheerleaders. They're the ones stirring people to violence with that 'Be aggressive! B-E aggressive!' cheer."

    Dina Sargento Social Worker
  • "What better way to impart to our children the important life lesson, 'Do as I say, not as I do'?"

    Omar Husserl Glazier

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