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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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YouTube Clamps Down

YouTube, the popular video-hosting website, is getting rid of all clips copyrighted by others. What do you think?
  • “Finally I'll have a single source for all the videos I have no desire to watch.”

    Chad Gonz Rental Agent
  • “I worry that this will have a chilling effect on the intellectual discourse typically on display in the comments section of a clip of Entourage.”

    Ryan Irving Metal Restorationist
  • “Thank goodness there's still so much in the public domain. I can't wait to see that adaptation of Pope's The Rape of the Lock that's been going around.”

    Stephanie Dolder Solar Panel Installer

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