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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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YouTube Educates Offenders About Copyright

YouTube is requiring users caught uploading pirated material to take an online copyright class and pass a test before they can resume sharing videos on the website. What do you think?

  • "Yes, copyright laws can be complicated. It's often hard to tell if you are uploading something you created yourself or something someone else created."

    Andy Vereen Systems Analyst
  • "Well, at least there are plenty of nerds online I can threaten into taking the test for me."

    Jill Pressel Adjuster
  • "Ugh, I hate school. Can’t they just fine me millions of dollars?"

    Kerry Gustafson Wheel-Truing Machine Tender
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