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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.

Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position

WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the United States and first lady, executives at Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck announced Monday that once the current administration steps down later this week, the departing Bo Obama will officially join their high-powered K Street lobbying firm.
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YouTube Threatens To Block Indie Musicians

YouTube has threatened to block music videos from independent labels that have not yet signed on to its upcoming subscription service, YouTube Music Pass, meaning that many indie musicians could be blacklisted from the streaming service. What do you think?

  • “It serves them right for trying to make it in the music business without the backing of a major corporation.”

    Marty Gruet Rain Gutter Installer
  • “Maybe it’s time those indie musicians grow up and help sell some ads like the rest of us.”

    Andrew Benson Styrofoam Packing Inspector
  • “What about fan-made ukulele covers of those artists’ songs?”

    Ginger Hawley Shoe Salesman

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